Herb The Battle Unicorn-- An Introduction

Herb the Battle Unicorn is a servitor of The Wicked Witch of Walla Walla, formerly of West Texas and some other places by now. Herb is a spiritual entity committed to help and defense of his creator as well as fighting for the oppressed and downtrodden everywhere. Herb loves nothing more than to gore evil-doers, defined as those who harm the well-being of others for no good reason. Herb defends the abused in any way he can find. He also knows all of the jokes ever in the universe and is a great dancer. Needless to say he has awesome majickal powers. These Herb the Battle Unicorn Action Figures have been created as a way of envisioning Herb in his many helping and fun-enhancing guises, which is also a way of invoking the aid and protection of Herb the Battle Unicorn. Herb loves fancy dress, particularly sequins and dancing. Fun is always good and only the good have fun.