Herb the Battle Unicorn -- THE ACTION FIGURE!

Herb the Battle Unicorn™, the kick-ass and take name defender of all that is ri ght and good in the face of the Carnivalé C lown Posse is now being represented in this realm as a super wac k action figure with mythic powers and shit. Everyone is now familiar with Herb, his antics having been celebrated far and wide , so the next iteration in the iterations of his ever-evolving ecosystemic multi-dimensional rhizome of Herbness® must necessarily be an action figure of M ysterious Providence.® Herb is prim a rily known fo r jokes so weird and insigh t ful that they are never cons i dered fun n y until well into th e future. Also, Herb knows all currently relevant jokes in the Universe at this moment, having long ago created them and having watched them bomb terribly because nobody got them yet. Concerning jokes: one should always keep in mind a thing my Grandmother says -- even more so now that she's not among the living -- "Just because the joke is on you, d